【】2. Truly dance like no one is watching

Often drunk people are considered a nuisance to society. Not here, not today.。

For now, we will celebrate our weekend alter-egos. The alter-egos society, our friends, parents and strangers alike have unanimously decided were the "worst version of ourselves." Let us take a moment away to examine what, when we are slurring our words and calling our engaged exes, we really bring to the table.。

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Here, friends, in this safe and supportive place, we celebrate all the things drunk people can do that no one else can.。

1. Survive insane falls。

Via Giphy。

2. Truly dance like no one is watching 。

Via Giphy。

3. Tell people how you really, really feel。

Via Giphy。

4. Stuff an entire pizza in your mouth 。

Via Giphy。

5. Host Kathie Lee & Hoda。

Via Giphy 。

6. Butt dial everyone in your phone 。

Via Giphy。

7. Disregard what we've been taught and use the stairs how we please
。

Via Giphy 。

8. Be completely unaffected by weather conditions。

Via Giphy
。

9. Forget about the crushing weight of capitalism and buy whatever we want
。

Via Giphy。

10. Change moods at lightning speed
。

Via Giphy 。

11. Make friends with literally anyone
 。

Via Giphy
。

12. Thinking we've lost something that is still in your pocket/bag/hand。

Via Giphy。

13. Fall asleep anywhere, anytime。

Via Giphy
。

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Be strong. Be proud. Be weekend you.。

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