您现在的位置是:探索 >>正文
【】
探索3768人已围观
简介Congrats to anyone who had "Elon Musk buys Twitter" on their 2022 bingo card.Following the news that ...
Congrats to anyone who had "Elon Musk buys Twitter" on their 2022 bingo card.
Following the news that the world's richest man has splashed a casual $44 odd billion on his favorite social network, along with the outrage and questions over what comes next, there have also been the inevitable jokes.
And, perhaps unsurprisingly, some of the late night hosts were making the same ones.
"He now owns SpaceX and Twitter," said Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show. "It's like Musk is thinking, 'I've seen the heavens — now onto hell.'"
"Imagine having so much money you think it's a good idea to buy hell," said Corden, meanwhile, on The Late Late Show. "Musk's bid was approved today by Twitter's board of directors, which I assume consists of crying Michael Jordan, keyboard cat and the distracted boyfriend guy.
"This makes sense, I guess: Musk does the impossible. That's what he does. He sees something impossible and he makes it happen: Building the most sought after electric car; blasting off into outer-space; And now, somehow making Twitter even worse."
SEE ALSO:Elon Musk owns Twitter. Here's what he must decide next.Still, as Corden adds at the end of his bit, there is always the option to delete your account and never look back (you can even download an archive of your tweets first, if you don't want to lose those many quips and takes you built up along the way).
Featured Video For You
Elon Musk just bought Twitter
TopicsThe Late Late Show With James CordenThe Tonight Show Starring Jimmy FallonTwitterElon Musk
Tags:
转载:欢迎各位朋友分享到网络,但转载请说明文章出处“夫榮妻貴網”。http://www.new.maomao321.com/news/5e59999395.html
相关文章
PlayStation Now game streaming is coming to PC
探索Sony's PlayStation Now service is launching for Windows PC, meaning subscribers will soon be able to ...
【探索】
阅读更多Woman washes vagina with mint and tea tree shower gel, instantly regrets all her life choices
探索A woman has shared a hilarious rant after using mint and tea tree shower gel, which promptly set her ...
【探索】
阅读更多Delta threatens parents with jail for trying to use a seat they bought
探索Today in daily airline outrage: A husband and wife with two small children onboard a recent overbook ...
【探索】
阅读更多
热门文章
- Ivanka Trump's unpaid interns share cringeworthy financial advice
- Tenacious kid demands apology after Mike Pence whacks him in the face
- Photographer accidentally captures the wrong couple's engagement
- Nothing can prepare you for the sick twist in this dunk video
- Pole vaulter claims his penis is not to blame
- Stephen Colbert told a dumb joke. The campaign to get him fired is even dumber.
最新文章
Early Apple
Tenacious kid demands apology after Mike Pence whacks him in the face
Virtual reality patients are teaching med students how to break bad news
David Tennant and Billie Piper re
Two astronauts just installed a new parking spot on the International Space Station
Watch: Heath Ledger's sister 'screamed and cried' watching new documentary